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Unique Gift Idea of the Day -- Question -- When Did Streaking Become An Olympic Sport?

A male streaker appeared on the arena floor during the bronze medal curling match between the United States and Great Britain -- he was naked except for a...ahem...strategically taped rubber chicken -- apparently to advertise a website which was written across his back.

Boy -- talk about a ballsy self-promotion strategy -- what some people won't do, eh?!?

**cough**

Oh, but...hey!...it's been done before:

 

The Champions League final between Real Madrid and Bayer Leverkusen is interrupted at Hampden Park in May 2002

Streaker Mark Roberts intervenes in Super Bowl XXXVIII between the New England Patriots and the Carolina Panthers

Yes, these -- as well as a tutu-clad imitation of a synchronized swimming routine during the 2004 Olympics in Athens, Greece -- are but a few of the Great Streaking Moments in History.

Sadly, we couldn't find an illustration of the most recent...um...streaking while curling incident, but -- as one can always imagine -- wonderfullywacky.com has a unique gift idea that comes pretty darn close to giving a whole new meaning to "choking the chicken."

Anger Management -- Choker Chicken is a crazy living piece of poultry.  It looks a little bit demented with those two different colors.  Turn him on and the "Chicken Dance" will play.  Choke the Chicken and his eyes will bulge out, his cheeks light up bright red and his legs will flail around like a fish out of water.  You'll laugh so hard, you'll forget why you Choked the Chicken...in the first place.

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Unique Gift Idea of the Day -- Music -- Like A Virgin...Well...Sort Of

With this year's Superbowl Sunday halftime show -- in attempts to retain its family-friendly rating -- the network pulled the proverbial wool over some of its viewers more virginal ears, by having The Rolling Stones omit some, well, less than be-"come"-ing words from their song, "Start Me Up."

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Sorry ABC, but, some folks -- perhaps people closer to the baby boomer crowd -- have a problem visualizing Mick Jagger doing anything...well...that doesn't include an extremely long tongue, voluptuous lips and much strutting...in very tight jeans that show off his **bleep**...and don't you just swear you can actually see his **boop** bulging...and his **bleep** bouncing...though he has a very firm **boop** for a senior citizen, yes?

Music censorship has been a very...**cough**...touchy subject and as we get older, it gets...**cough**...harder to be hip. But, it doesn't mean we can't remember -- heck, show of hands if you can name the exact song playing...while losing your virginity?

the sound of crickets chirping

Okay -- perhaps this is the perfect time to invoke your Parental Discretion rights -- it's not like you meet a 40-year-old virgin, everyday, right?!?

But, if you happen to be looking for a unique gift item for a guy, who just happens to work for an electronics store and/or hasn't had a date in a...**cough**...very long time -- then wonderfullywacky.com is the perfect place to come...**bleep**...dang, we missed it!

Meet The 40 Year Old Virgin Talking Doll -- press down that little red button to produce 11 classic phrases including:

"It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging!"
"Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?"
"I'm Shyyyy"
"I respect women, I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"
Do you like to do it yourself?
"You know how, uh, when you grab a woman's breast, and you feel it, and it, uh, feels like a bag of sand?"
"It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging."

The 40 Year Old Virgin Doll is the perfect talking birthday gift for any film fan or 40 Year Old Virgin you know is only $14.95!!

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