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Unique Gift Idea of the Day -- Weddings -- Wacky Wedding Planner

Some brides and grooms like it big, or even a little showy, while others prefer...shall we say...quick and easy, but it seems that many couples today are choosing non-traditional wedding ceremonies -- what, with hammering out the details of a well-balanced prenuptial agreement before the wedding isn't hard work enough, thank you very much? -- and this is where a wedding planner is called in to make all the arrangements for the busy bride and groom.

So, what kind of bride will you be?

Because you know, Manolo loves brides, and there are those who would love to see Angelina and Brad...well...they don't have to do a thing...just stand there, really...they look so freakin' good, all the time.  If you've been searching celebrity gossip, blogs for wedding tips or perhaps have only just begun to think...good wedding thoughts...on becoming a new wife -- you've come to the right place!

Whether you consider yourself an elegant bride, modern bride, southern bride, or just an innocent bridal observer, don't fret -- and by all means, remember to keep your sense of humor -- because there's probably a dot com out there waiting, just for you!

Today's unique gift idea from wonderfullywacky.com can perhaps help you plan your next big fat...wacky wedding!

Ideas for the bachelor and/or bachelorette party:

Wheel of Intoxication

Shotz Shot Glass Basketball

Beer Pong

Gifts Ideas for the Bride:

Edible Undergarment Set

Wedding Voodoo Doll

Gift Ideas for the Groom:

Stress Chest

Ouch Voodoo Doll and Toothpick Holder

Gift Idea for the Bride and Groom:

Wedding Time Capsule

Gifts Ideas for the Wedding Party:

Sweetheart Duckies

Gummy Heart Candy

Passion Pen

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Unique Gift Idea of the Day -- For The Home -- Decorating With A Little Bathroom Humor

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.  You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver.  But that's not the end of it.  You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary.  It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.

There you have it -- a little bathroom humor via BathroomLife.com!

**blank stares**

Allrightey then...we admit it...bathrooms are not always the relaxing retreat we'd hope they would be.

In fact, there really are some ugly-ass designs out there and HGTV has a photo tour of some of the ugliest bathrooms in the country called, "The Bed Bath Hall of Shame!"

**holding our noses**

Ah, well...to each his own.  And it's nobody's business...but your own, yes?  On the other hand, you don't have to endure a whole bathroom remodel to enjoy a "fresh" look.  We've found a creative and funny idea for decorating your bathroom -- via wonderfullywacky.com -- that perhaps...um...well...as Baron Bob says, "...wouldn't get your bathroom on the cover of Better Homes and Gardens, but it sure is FUN!!"

Bathroom Designed By Baron Bob

You're all wet -- dry off with...

Crime Scene Towel

Butt Face Towel

Perfect place for an unexpected prank...

Toilet Monster

Talking Potty Pig

Strange illuminations...

Plug-In Knight Light

LED Faucet Light

Rubber Ducky -- I Love You...

Dead Duck

Devil Duck

Time for a little tub exploration...

Radio Controlled Sub

Radio Controlled Land and Sea Craft

Sarcastic Soap Sets...

Oy Vey / Stud / White Trash / Obsessive Compulsive

Looks like you nicked yourself shaving...

Boo Boo Kisses Lip-Shaped Bandages

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Unique Gift Idea of the Day -- Academy Awards -- Party Gifts For The Morning-After!

Short of "Crash-ing" the plethora of after-Oscar parties in Hollywood -- for details (and a good source of the best gossip in town) check out Defamer's live-blogging at the Oscars -- we're betting that most of Los Angeles is...

WAKING UP WITH ONE MONDO OF A HANGOVER!!!

[pops an aspirin and presses finger to lips]

Shhhh...there's really no need to shout...as perhaps most of us -- especially college students and New Year's Eve party-goers -- already know the aching, nausea, throbbing, "Just get me a can of Diet Coke or shoot me," dehydrating pain of a hangover!

There is good news -- though the best way to avoid a hangover is, sadly, not to drink alcohol -- there are some easy ways to prevent and lessen the effects of a hangover.  Read onto How Stuff Works and discover how to hinder those morning-after aches and pains.

Don't worry -- you're not the first (or last) to swear, "I'll never drink again," until the next party, anyways! -- wonderfullywacky.com has a unique and funny gift basket that is perfect for the life of the party...and the clean-up after!!!

The "After-Hours Clean-up Barf Bucket" is perfect to send anonymously to the person who drank a little too much, leave out as a party center piece or show up to the party with your very own Barf Bucket already in hand!

Gift Set Includes:  Can of air freshener, roll of paper towels, king size sponge and barf bucket.

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Unique Gift Idea of the Day -- Academy Awards -- Gift Bags Suitable For The Big Screen On A Low Budget

With the March 5th Academy Awards less than a week away, A-Listers are preparing for one of the hottest and most celebrated gigs in Hollywood -- parading down the red carpet.

Yes, it's Oscar's night -- the 78th Annual Academy Awards will air Sunday (live) beginning at 5 p.m. PST and will be hosted this year by Comedy Central's Jon Stewart -- and it doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- though the politically correct statement would be, "And the Oscar goes to..." -- all presenters and performers will receive a gift bag!

Not just you're typical goodie bag -- no individual gift can be valued for less than $500 and the total value of the "2006" gift bag is reported to be estimated over $100,000 -- mind you; we're talking some really righteous stuff!

Want a sneak-peek?

[nods head, rubs hands together and begins to salivate]

GirlHacker's Random Log has some pretty good suggestions on how to find out what's inside the "Official Academy Awards Presenters and Performers Gift Baskets."

If you're planning an Oscar Party and are looking for goodie bag ideas, wonderfullywacky.com has unique gift ideas that are ready for the big screen and are tailored for the low budget!

These Big Screen Bears pull something very tough off in the gift-giving world.  They are ultra recognizable, super cool and ultra cute and cuddly!

Quentin Tarantino fans will love Bloody Bride Teddy Bear and Pulp Fiction Duo. Perhaps you're a Clive Barker horror fan who loves the Hellraiser film series, look how horrifyingly cute Pinhead is.  Around here, we're Kevin Smith fans who enjoy Clerk and the entire New Jersey series -- BaronBob headquarters is in New Jersey, so it only makes sense -- look at Teddy Bear Jay's knit cap or Silent Bob with his trademark backwards baseball cap and goatee!

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Unique Gift idea of the Day -- Gift Baskets-- It's All About The Puke!

Barfing, heaving, hurling, puking, spewing, upchuck...it's all about throwing up.  In medical terms, however, it's called emesis (Greek for "vomit") and it happens whenever we overeat or there's something upsetting our stomachs (like bad or spoiled food).

[opens fridge and sniffs the Tupperware]

Apologies to those who find themselves to be "joiners" -- feeling sick with even the slightest mention of **cough** PUKE! **cough**  -- and by that we don't mean making furniture...as much as we do blowing chunks all over it...well...you know.

There is, however, another cause.

[shudder]

One that brings on a very nasty symptom that seems to run more rampant, now -- during the school year -- than any other season, perhaps.

[grimace]

There's nothing worse, when the flu hits your house.  That is, unless it's the stomach flu -- parents may know it as, "The Creeping Crud" -- and then we're talking vomiting AND the dreaded "D" word.

Do we even have to say it?

Okay...diarrhea.

And, if I had to put a picture to it, "The Creeping Crud" would look just like this!

[covers mouth and reaches for the can of Lysol]

And once the "Creeping Crud" does hit, there's nothing much one can do but, -- short of going on the b.r.a.t. diet...right, mom and dad!?! --  reach for the nearest puke bucket and ride out the waves of nausea.

[sniffs hands that smell like bleach]

Don't have a puke bucket...get one!!  And leave it to Baron Bob, over at wonderfullywacky.com, to come up with an unique gift idea...just for such an occasion!

Know someone who's having a bad bout -- never fear, The Barf Buckets are here! -- give the gift that says, "EW" and "Get Well Soon!"

The gift set pictured includes:  Can of air freshener, roll of paper towels, king-sized sponge and barf bucket!  Check out  more barf bucket gift sets available at wonderfullywacky.com!

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